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To Infinity and Beyond.

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

(via orgasm)

awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please
older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 
frantbh:

so glad his leg isnt broken
leatherjacketsandwands:

birdturdnerd:

comelyinsanity:

birdturdnerd:

batsaflyin:

Uh. He was not the voice of shrek.

yeah he was

Are we gonna ignore the fact that he was supposedly 130 years old?

this man is dead how dare you

its only 2014
rat-got-your-tongue:

Wow at first i was like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, then i remembered children exist.

ammarmali:

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

(Source: ammarmali, via best-of-text-posts)

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(via pizza)